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Slick Slater says:
AUS Wildfiree says:

What about “Water? Never touched the stuff. Fish f*ck in it.”

morag roberts says:

“a black astronaut”, “that’s like killing a unicorn”. one of the funniest
lines ever!

AggroGames says:

i’m really bothered by the flipped video

ghost says:

What’s the funniest/best season of Archer?

Catzilla says:

“It’s the Omicron Spymaster! Which is why it has knockout gas and a garotte
and I think even a laser . . . and Riley, *do I have to kill everyone
myself?!”*

350GT SiTH says:

“A black astronaut Cyril! thats like killing a unicorn!” I fucking died.

Taylor Moore says:

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed art thou amongst cocktails. Be with me
in the hour of my death which, hopefully, will be very soon.

Daniel McEwen says:

I can’t believe I’ve watched all four seasons and there’s no fifth yet!

Dr. Thrax says:

3:27 was just the best xD

Xavier Hicks says:

Oh my god you killed a hooker
Haaaaa

10RexTheWolf01 says:

The voice of Lana sounds like that killer kung-fu wolf bitch from the
Boondocks season 2

inoel arias says:

1:24 best quot evar! the tactical turtleneck!

Ky Purnell says:

‘A black astronaut Cyril! That’s like killing a unicorn!’

BlazeLionheart says:

what idiot drinks beer while performing surgery???

okrajoe says:

World’s greatest spy.

Wolfram S. says:

i laught hard and had tears in my eyes and a smile over two days :D

M says:

Krieger, why is Barry rocket shipping away from the freakin space station?!?
Becaaaauussee Newton’s 3rd Law of Motion??

voodoojay rodrigo says:

Render the salad unto ceaser…

Lubelord says:

“Whaddahell, dumb guy?”

namin10 says:

what the hell dum gai????

LinkDestroyer1 says:

which episode was the part at 1:35

Die99 says:

In the episode where Archer has amnesia – “Sour mix? In a margarita? What
is this, Auschwitz??
Had me laughing so hard. It should have been included!

jayhawkdave24 says:

I gotta go with “Boop!”

Daniel Dzenitis says:

Archer

LueXiong10 says:

“…Riley, do i hafta kill everyone myself?!” So good!

john benko jr says:

A real Best Quotes of Archer video would be 30 minutes long at the least.
Still pretty good quotes.

Jane Ellen says:

I didn’t invent the turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its
potential as a tacticle garment.

Today’s Archer fix.

#archer #tactileneck 

Ryan Upton says:

Brett Lives!

wakemore27 says:

What’s a gill..?

Kane Murray says:

German scalps.
What!
He musta had 50 of em
Thats alot of scalps.

jecyer siege says:

2:00 where did that scene come from

richieblackhearted says:

YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!

Sam Fraser says:

That’ll do, Pigley. That’ll do.

ds73 says:

I can’t believe you didn’t include “Was that reused footage?” in the Burt
Reynolds chase scene.

KY wildcat says:

so cool

ColdFridge1 says:

You didn’t include “A ruse?! Brrring brrring! Hello? Yes, this is the
1930s. We’d like our words, clothes and shitty airplane back please!” “Call
you back 1930s. And hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler, he’s a bad egg!”
or the banter between Rip and Archer making fun of anthropology 

Hbh128 says:

.yps tsetaerg s’dlrow ehT

Conor Cathey says:

Not worth it when flipped. So stupid. 

mrpatty29 says:

And that’s the prelude to Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs.

shakaama says:

I just don’t get this cartoon. I’ve tried to sit and watch a marathon of it
and it’s just not funny to me. I don’t get it.

Watson says:

Uploaders profile pic made me yawn goddammit!

K Po says:

Why are they all flipped around? It’s really bothersome

Down Range Film says:

aWWW 1000 .

M says:

Because Ron Cadillac is freakin epic!!!

AmateurThespian says:

This needs more “Dane Cook of martial arts”

Jay Diggy says:

i wish i could marry aisha tyler but alas i know i will no lol

Rincewindification says:

what? I don’t have one of those…. anymore… what are we talking about?

Kleber Loor Crespo says:
Dat Apple says:

What about “Wow I didn’t know yogurt was so good”

“That’s because it’s cocaine”

“AND THEY FEED IT TO CHILDREN?”

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