“It’s the Omicron Spymaster! Which is why it has knockout gas and a garotte
and I think even a laser . . . and Riley, *do I have to kill everyone
myself?!”*
You didn’t include “A ruse?! Brrring brrring! Hello? Yes, this is the
1930s. We’d like our words, clothes and shitty airplane back please!” “Call
you back 1930s. And hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler, he’s a bad egg!”
or the banter between Rip and Archer making fun of anthropology
What about “Water? Never touched the stuff. Fish f*ck in it.”
“a black astronaut”, “that’s like killing a unicorn”. one of the funniest
lines ever!
i’m really bothered by the flipped video
What’s the funniest/best season of Archer?
“It’s the Omicron Spymaster! Which is why it has knockout gas and a garotte
and I think even a laser . . . and Riley, *do I have to kill everyone
myself?!”*
“A black astronaut Cyril! thats like killing a unicorn!” I fucking died.
Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed art thou amongst cocktails. Be with me
in the hour of my death which, hopefully, will be very soon.
I can’t believe I’ve watched all four seasons and there’s no fifth yet!
3:27 was just the best xD
Oh my god you killed a hooker
Haaaaa
The voice of Lana sounds like that killer kung-fu wolf bitch from the
Boondocks season 2
1:24 best quot evar! the tactical turtleneck!
‘A black astronaut Cyril! That’s like killing a unicorn!’
what idiot drinks beer while performing surgery???
World’s greatest spy.
i laught hard and had tears in my eyes and a smile over two days :D
Krieger, why is Barry rocket shipping away from the freakin space station?!?
Becaaaauussee Newton’s 3rd Law of Motion??
Render the salad unto ceaser…
“Whaddahell, dumb guy?”
what the hell dum gai????
which episode was the part at 1:35
In the episode where Archer has amnesia – “Sour mix? In a margarita? What
is this, Auschwitz??
Had me laughing so hard. It should have been included!
I gotta go with “Boop!”
Archer
“…Riley, do i hafta kill everyone myself?!” So good!
A real Best Quotes of Archer video would be 30 minutes long at the least.
Still pretty good quotes.
I didn’t invent the turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its
potential as a tacticle garment.
Today’s Archer fix.
#archer #tactileneck
Brett Lives!
What’s a gill..?
German scalps.
What!
He musta had 50 of em
Thats alot of scalps.
2:00 where did that scene come from
YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!
That’ll do, Pigley. That’ll do.
I can’t believe you didn’t include “Was that reused footage?” in the Burt
Reynolds chase scene.
so cool
You didn’t include “A ruse?! Brrring brrring! Hello? Yes, this is the
1930s. We’d like our words, clothes and shitty airplane back please!” “Call
you back 1930s. And hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler, he’s a bad egg!”
or the banter between Rip and Archer making fun of anthropology
.yps tsetaerg s’dlrow ehT
Not worth it when flipped. So stupid.
And that’s the prelude to Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs.
I just don’t get this cartoon. I’ve tried to sit and watch a marathon of it
and it’s just not funny to me. I don’t get it.
Uploaders profile pic made me yawn goddammit!
Why are they all flipped around? It’s really bothersome
aWWW 1000 .
Because Ron Cadillac is freakin epic!!!
This needs more “Dane Cook of martial arts”
i wish i could marry aisha tyler but alas i know i will no lol
what? I don’t have one of those…. anymore… what are we talking about?
What about “Wow I didn’t know yogurt was so good”
“That’s because it’s cocaine”
“AND THEY FEED IT TO CHILDREN?”